Coming soon to a store near you, from the makers of The Portable Undo Button
, it's the newest energy drink to hit the shelves - F5.
Packed full of caffine, gaurana, and sugar, it's got all the essential components for a long night infront of an LCD screen.
Drinking F5 will:
- Increase bandwidth and connection speeds by 4mb/s
- Increase personal productivity by up to 157%
- Increase your typing speed by 80wpm
- Reduce the amount of time wasted by sleeping
- Reduce the need for un-productive activites such as eating
- Grant you immunity to online predators
"Ever since using F5 I've noticed an increasing level of sexyness in all of my abstract renders. It's amazing, I wouldnt hit the 'render' button without a can or two."
So what are you waiting for? Buy one today, and receive a coupon for 12.9% off your next The Portable Undo Button
Edit: Huge thanks to ^depthskins
for featuring this! To celebrate, free F5's for everyone!